Docket of a madman in a Box

Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Via Distance & Dimension

I will write in words of fire. I will write them on your skin. I will write about desire. Write beginnings, write of sin. You’re the book I love the best, your skin only holds my truth, you will be a palimpsest lines of age rewriting youth. You will not burn upon the pyre. Or be buried on the shelf. You’re my letter to desire: And you’ll never read yourself. I will trace each word and comma As the final dusk descends, You’re my tale of dreams and drama, Let us find out how it ends.


As I always tell Ayrie. “If you hear screaming it’s ok.. Unless it’s me. that means the slaves have revolted & I need help.”



Babalon and Th Beast conjoined

track: @Sicktanick Babalon’s Embrace

Art: Enochian World of Aleister Crowley by Aleister Crowley (Author), Lon Milo Duquette (Author), David Cherubim (Editor)



The Moon Nazis are coming!




giving the lil one some nipple twist at the nature center lol



Look what I just got @razakelskr @lyssacer (Taken with instagram)



http://ac2012.com/2010/10/27/the-prophets-political-platform/

Repeal All Laws which Assume that mankind is a herd of cattle

Basically. pretty much every new law ever made



Sex Magick Symbols



Things A Good submissive Shouldn’t Do - hilarious!

Sing “Happy Birthday To Me” during wax play and blow out the candle.

During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you.

If your dom/me tells you to “Look me in the eyes,” do it cross-eyed.

If your dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in public, stick your fingers in your ears and say “Neener, neener, neener, I can’t hear you!”

Stick an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth at the beginning of a scene. Work up some saliva to get it fizzy, then call out your safeword.

If you’re trussed up and ordered to count, inform your top you can’t do it unless you can use your fingers and toes.

Hold up a scorecard after each blow delivered.

After a particularly hard blow, pretend to pass out. When your dom/me checks to see if you’re OK, jump up and yell “Gotcha!”

Go in the toybag and superglue the nipple clamps shut.

Attach clappers to all the outlets in the dungeon just before a paddling (Clap on! Clap off!)

“Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!” is not considered boot worship.

Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of “Fire, fire, fire, fire!” during Master’s lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.

Responding with “Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie” is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.

Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.

Checking Master’s head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.

“I know you are but what am I?” is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.

“Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me” is an unacceptable remark when Master’s flogger slips.

When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn’t mean hide-and-seek

“Oh, and you think I am?” is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.

During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning “Yes, Master” when ordered to fetch something.

Singing the chorus of “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better” under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.

Asking “Is that as HARD as you can hit??” is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.


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