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Blowjob Physics

  • Daddy:

    *hand feeding me bits of orange*

  • Me:

    *biting off half of a piece* Daddy! That piece is to big! I can't fit it all!

  • Daddy:

    *looks down at penis* Little girl I know for a fact you can fit bigger things than this slice in that little mouth.

  • Me:

    But Daddy! That's blowjob physics! It's not the same as regular physics! I don't know how it works but that's just the way it is! It's science!

  • Daddy:

    *facepalm*

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